Humor Me

Clever Biker

A train was chugging along through Tasmania one day. In the carriage was an Irishman, a Biker and Elle MacPherson.

Being an old train, it didn't have any lights so when the train entered a tunnel everything went dark.

Suddenly there was a kissing sound followed by a sharp slapping sound.

When the train came out the other side of the tunnel the Irishman was holding his face where he'd been slapped.

The Irishman thought, "The biker must have kissed Elle and when she went to slap him, she accidentally slapped me!"

Elle thought to herself, "The Irishman must have tried to kiss me and kissed the biker by accident and copped a slap in the face for it!"

The Biker smiled to himself, "That was great. The next time the train goes through another tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap the Irishman in the face again!"