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October 2004 - Vol 6, No.
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Products and Services
Review of the AIRHAWK Seat
Cushion
By Brad
Connatser, ISRA #14726
Butt and Seat: A Love/Hate Relationship
My buttocks and my will to ride are like demons and angels fighting
on my stock tractor seat. I love to ride my stock V-Star 1100 Classic,
but my rear end gets bummed out after about 30 minutes of interstate
travel. The area south of the small of my back and north of the
valley goes numb. If I don't stop and indulge my primate instincts
to stand, I start to feel a dull pain as well, which distracts me
from the joy of riding. What to do?
"That's easy," you may say.
"Buy a better seat. Get a Corbin or a Mustang." People
love their third-party seats. When someone posts about third-party
seats on the ISRA forum, exclamation points abound. "I can't
live without my Mustang!!!!!" But a third-party seat can be
expensive (over $400 for the models acclaimed on the ISRA forum).
Even so, I'm not guaranteed the comfort I so desperately seek. Perhaps
I have a bottom that is what statisticians call an outlier--a sample
very far from being "average." In fact, on a long haul
to Kentucky, I was thinking just that--my posterior must be among
the most frail on earth. So did I plunk down 400 Washingtons for
a new bottom cradle? Not on your life!!!!!
A Cheaper Alternative
Thumbing through a J&P Cycles catalog one day, I came across
the AIRHAWK Motorcycle Cushion, which J&P was selling for about
$160. The more I read about this accessory, the more I agreed with
the concept: Floating my rump on a cushion of air cells would relieve
the intense pressure between the seat of my bike and the seat of
my pants. As the manufacturer of the cushion says:
"The last mile feels like the
first, thanks to AIRHAWK's exclusive DRY FLOATATION technology.
Patented system eliminates painful pressure points and promote consistent
blood flow for a longer, more comfortable ride. Memory foam can't
do it. Gel seats can't do it. Only genuine AIRHAWK can do it. And
it's portable - use it anywhere else you sit."
--http://www.rohoinc.com/recreational/index.jsp

AIRHAWK's Cushion Features DRY FLOTATION
Technology
If there were such an event as "whipping
out a credit card" at the Olympics, I would have earned a gold
medal. I was on a Web site and entering my credit card number in
a state of euphoria. Did I pay extra for the fastest shipping method
possible? Damn straight. In two days, I received my genuine AIRHAWK
cushion--just in time for a little ride I now like to call "the
floatation fiasco."
(Non?) Performance
The instructions for the AIRHAWK are very clear. You should not
fill the matrix of airtight cells full of air but only with enough
air to keep the top of the cells from touching the bottom of the
cells. With such little air in the AIRHAWK, it appears to be limp
and hardly promising. I overfilled the cushion on purpose so that
I could adjust the height of the cells downward as I sat on the
cushion and incrementally released its air through an adjustable
air nozzle. Once I got the cushion adjusted, I plopped it onto my
tractor seat, mounted my bike, and took off for a thirty-minute
ride.

Airhawk Seat Cushion Installed as Instructed
At first, I was encouraged. Fifteen
minutes into the ride and no pain. But after 20 minutes, 25 minutes,
30 minutes, the familiar sensation evolved. On the return trip home,
I slumped over the gas tank in disappointment. I parked my bike
in the garage and flung the AIRHAWK onto a shelf.
But Wait
I didn't use the AIRHAWK for a long time after that experiment.
Not until I moved into a condominium and unpacked the AIRHAWK from
a box labeled "garage stuff" did I figure out the root
of the failure. Having an outlier backside, I looked at the problem
not from the angle described in the AIRHAWK literature but from
my own singular experience with the numb-butt syndrome.
I've been riding motorcycles for a
long time, on and off since I was twelve. I used to take long rides
on my Yamaha 125 street/trail bike, and I don't recall ever having
my bottom doze off while traveling on this bike or any bike that
I owned (and I've owned seven). So what's the difference? Is it
age? I didn't think so. It was the seat. Take a good look at the
photo below. Notice the area spanning this anonymous rider's blue
jeans. That's the area that goes numb on my bum. On this kind of
seat--which is the only kind I ever sat on until I got my V-Star--there
is no pressure on that area. No pressure, no pain. But on the cruiser
shown next, the back of the seat builds upward, and that bulk of
foam is the culprit of my discomfort.

The Dead Zone From Riding on a Stock V-Star Seat

Pretty but Painful Stock V-Star 1000 Classic Seat
Yep, I thought, I'll have to get a
new seat. But then I thought, you know, when I rode those motorcycles
with the no-frills seats, my bottom shared the load with my hamstrings,
the backs of the top of my legs. So I once again installed the AIRHAWK,
but this time I scooted it up onto the tank such that its back end
did not touch the scoop of the seat. Now, when I saddled up, I sat
a little closer to the tank, but the dead zone of my backside was
touching neither the AIRHAWK nor the seat. In this configuration,
the AIRHAWK did provide some relief, although I still felt some
numbness when I drove for more than 45 minutes.

Creating An Air Pocket for Better Bum Circulation
The Perfect Combination
Recently, I purchased, installed, and reviewed a product from BikerBrackets.com
(see the review at Star Cruiser
Issue 6.4). These kick-out pegs mount on the bottom of the floorboards.
For in-town riding, I leave them retracted, but when I plan to travel
for more than an hour, I kick out the pegs. I don't use them like
most people use pegs. I've seen people riding their hogs and metric
cruisers with their legs all stretched out. That's fine, but the
reason I bought these pegs is so that I can press hard against them
and thus lift my bottom off the seat for a few seconds, thus allowing
my circulatory system to recovery down below. On a recent trip to
Asheville, North Carolina, I tested my theory on a little ride I
now like to call "levitation heaven." (I don't really
give my trips names, but it seems appropriate for making my points.)
Conclusion
Testing my theory was a smashing success. I rode all the way to
Mars Hill (just north of Asheville) with only one stop for fuel.
Riding along at the speed limit (yeah, right), I would sit in my
normal position--feet firmly on the floorboards--for about twenty
minutes or so. Then, I would push my bottom off the AIRHAWK for
less than a minute. I could feel the blood rushing into starved
capillaries. That was all it took. I felt as though I could ride
forever.
So if you are considering purchasing
the AIRHAWK, caveat emptor (let the buyer beware). I did not have
much success using the AIRHAWK as it was designed to be used. But
then again, I didn't really use the kick-out pegs as they were designed
to be used (although I did test them as they were designed to be
used for my review of them). It was simply a happy meeting between
two contraptions that helped me to obtain outer peace. My recommendation
for anyone suffering the numb-butt syndrome is to find someone who
has installed a third-party seat and then ride the bike. It will
be more difficult, I think, to find someone who has purchased an
AIRHAWK cushion, but if you can, it is a simple matter of placing
it on your own bike to determine whether it works for you or not
(the cushion has a non-skid surface and stays put very well). If
you're like me and don't have any friends, then do the research.
Go to local motorcycle dealers to see if they have any used motorcycles
with third-party seats installed. Or perhaps you can find an accessory
dealer that stocks the AIRHAWK cushion. In any event, be it known
that when it comes to motorcycle mounting, one seat does not fit
all.
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